Adventures in Literature, Wednesday, Period Three [Class Thirteen]

[carpe_demon]

"Please, like any of you want to be here," Drake greeted the class. "You're on the cusp of a long weekend, spent either at home with family lying to them about what goes on at this school and hoping grandpa's cranky comments about your cousin will start a food fight, or here staring at the mashed potatoes from the cafeteria and wondering if they're thinking about eating you. So, in short, King of the Bracelets: bracelet of power made by bad guy, good guys kill him, failure to punt human good guy into lava when the bracelet makes him power-hungry, centuries of war and badness, mini hero with the courage to destroy the bracelet, lots of cool fights, lots of falling down, lots of sexy elves, bracelet destroyed, yay! Only with a lot more words. Now for the rest of the class, we're going to watch some kick ass battle scenes and drool over the costumes. You can thank me with shiny Christmas presents next month."


[ooc: Sorry for the lack of actual classage. FLORAL EMERGENCY IN PROGRESS. KILL ME NOW.]

Comments

Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[carpe_demon]

With pants!

Watch the Movie [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[carpe_demon]

The world is changing. I can feel it in the pants.

Talk to Drake [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[carpe_demon]

A shadow and a threat has been growing in my pants.

TAs [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[carpe_demon]

Give them some pants for pity's sake!

OOC [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[carpe_demon]

Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.





Fucking flowers.

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[awakestheghosts]

Chloe Saunders

Re: Watch the Movie [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[awakestheghosts]

Chloe loved this movie so much.

Re: OOC [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[awakestheghosts]

The flowers should be forced to wear pants.

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[icecoldfrost]

Emma Frost

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[living_endless]

Didi

Re: Watch the Movie [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[living_endless]

There were cute guys in the movie. Occasionally, Didi was just that shallow.

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

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Ellie Bartowski

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

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Karla

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[ancientbschamp.livejournal.com]

Gabrielle has no pants. Gabrielle needs no pants.

Re: Watch the Movie [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[ancientbschamp.livejournal.com]

"Wow," Gabrielle said to no one in particular, slack-jawed as she stared at the screen. "Everywhere in this movie looks so much like home. It's uncanny!"

Beat.

Boggle.

". . . he looks just like Mael, only with much less sense of hygiene."

This was going to be interesting. As Gabrielle's player laughed her ass off.

Re: OOC [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[ancientbschamp.livejournal.com]

GABRIELLE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY EVERYWHERE LOOKS LIKE GREECE KTHX.

Re: OOC [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[trigons_child]

DRAKE IS SURPRISED SHE ISN'T CLAIMING SHE WROTE THIS STORY, TOO.

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

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Alex Russo

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[thatsamilkshake]

Francine Peters

Re: Watch the Movie [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[thatsamilkshake]

Francine was trying to stare at the sexy elves, but she kept getting distracted by the blonde girl in armor. As you do.

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

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Naomi Wildman

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

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Sam Winchester

Re: TAs [Ail: Class Thirteen]

[likethegun]

Sam already had pants, thank you very much. He could have used some popcorn to really enjoy the movie though.

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

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Hyuuga Hinata

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

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Yakko Warner

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

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Tony Foster

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

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Joolushko Tunai Fenta Hovalis

Re: Sign In [Ail: Class Thirteen]

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Eleanor Robinson

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Fiona Post