ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-12-17 10:10 am
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Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (12/17)

There wasn't a teacher in the classroom to greet his eager young students today. Oh, no. That came about five minutes into the normal class period.

In the shape of a dingo running in and leaping up onto the desk.

What? Like he'd give up cookies just because they might kill him if they had chocolate.

It was a bare few seconds before the dingo was followed, at a much less eager pace, by a very large man with a metal arm. "Sorry, kids," he said, "I always seem to wind up in a scene where your professor's involved..."

The dingo seemed to give him a Look for that, sniffing at the air and pacing on the desktop. There was food here and he was going to eat it aaaall. At least, that's what the long howl seemed to imply.

Cable scraped his throat. "I believe you have a final for today," he ventured, "But I doubt he made notes."

That only got a low, drawn out yodeling bark to explain how his delicate process worked. Or maybe it was insulting Cable's heritage. Both were distinct possibilities.

"You're not getting any ham tonight," Cable informed the dingo, "Entire African nations could live off what you eat..." He paused, glancing back at the class. "If he left you any instructions at all..."

Deadpool sat his butt down and gave them all expectant looks. Because he needed those treats to live.

[[Written with the awesome for putting up with my crappy work killing my brain [livejournal.com profile] spring_lost]]

Re: Talk to the Substitute Teacher

[identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
A very large mutant sat in Deadpool's chair nursing what was becoming a minor headache. Occasionally, he shot glances down at the dingo.

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] death-and-pies.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ned

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuck Bass

Re: OOC

[identity profile] bridge-carson.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I FEEL YOUR PAIN FROM THE POST OFFICE OMG.

I'm hoping it snows today so people will STAY AWAY.

Re: The Final

[identity profile] death-and-pies.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ned went to work making a pie. Like he'd make anything else, really. It was the thing he was best at and it was the thing he knew would be edible.

It (http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ask-aida/double-banana-cream-pie-recipe/index.html) wasn't the easiest pie to make but it was rich and, if anything, Ned knew Professor Deadpool liked his sweets.

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] dojima-hime.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Dōjima Yurika

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Cal Stephanides

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] likes-chicken.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hurley Reyes

Re: The Final

[identity profile] likes-chicken.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Hurley made some roasted chicken. That should totally be edible to a dingo, right?
likethegun: (i'm the cutest puppy ever)

Re: Sign In!

[personal profile] likethegun 2008-12-17 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam Winchester
likethegun: (i'm laughing while looking down)

Re: The Final

[personal profile] likethegun 2008-12-17 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam went ahead and made cookies, as had been requested. He figured Deadpool could eat them when he was a person again, or as much of a person as he ever was.

Re: The Final

[identity profile] dojima-hime.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Dōjima created an army of wee gingerbread people, that she was gleefully frosting to (mildly) resemble her classmates. There was even one slightly larger gingerbread man with copious amounts of red frosting, to be the teacher.

Re: The Final

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Cal took a moment to consider, thinking that they probably didn't have baby meat (dingos at babies, right?), but that he could be lazy and just throw raw regular meat at him, and then thought that dingos could eat flaming cheese, right?

But cheese was a little less certain than meat, so Cal just minutely fried up some beef and called that good.

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] notqueenyet.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Aravis

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
John, who really was an animal today.

Re: The Final

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
John tried to look adorably pathetic in hopes people would offer him some of the food they made. Hey, if he was going to be a bunny for an extended period, he was gonna work it.
gobrookeyourself: (well what can i do)

Re: Sign In!

[personal profile] gobrookeyourself 2008-12-18 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Brooke Davis (who would have pinged with her dirty icon all funnylike but it's just WRONG after all the animal icons)
gobrookeyourself: (looking down)

Re: The Final

[personal profile] gobrookeyourself 2008-12-18 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Brooke made him a sandwich.

What? There was totally meat on it.
notahostage: (Catsuit and a bunneh)

Re: Sign In!

[personal profile] notahostage 2008-12-18 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Wendy Watson

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Jamie Madrox

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Marco

Re: The Final

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Marco considered his options for a minute and then went ahead and made a sandwich.

Re: The Final

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
At some point, Marco offered the bunny rabbit a carrot.