*begins wandering the stacks. and wandering. and wandering. Brings a book up to the desk. It is stamped "Vatican" and "Private" and is very very old.*

"A Library is a Library is a Library. I can get to most any of them, as long as nobody is looking and I don't get caught."

*smiles nicely*

"Those guys in the basement under the catacombs really don't have much of a sense of humour, but then again, they rarely read this stuff so they seldom ever know it has gone missing."

*holds up book, leather cover has faded letters, looks Aramaic*

"Shall I put it back? Or maybe you would like to see it first?"