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fandomhigh2008-12-03 08:23 am
mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2008-12-03 08:23 am
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Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (12/03)
With half the work surfaces covered in candles, Deadpool mighta had to improvise on class. Luckily he was a fan of such things and also was in a Christmasy mood. And no, not in a 'It's A Wonderful Life' kinda way where he changes his entire life based on one tiny lil' decision.
Not to mention he'd beat the crap out of that old man for taking all the money.
"Good morning kiddo and victims of hangovers. Today, since I have no recipes for romantic things to make these candles worth while... You're all going to attempt to cook s'mores over them. And no, you may not set them on fire and run around shouting about how you're the Statue of Liberty."
...why he thought they might do that probably reflected more on him than them
"Now start s'moring it up."
S'more was an excellent word.
Not to mention he'd beat the crap out of that old man for taking all the money.
"Good morning kiddo and victims of hangovers. Today, since I have no recipes for romantic things to make these candles worth while... You're all going to attempt to cook s'mores over them. And no, you may not set them on fire and run around shouting about how you're the Statue of Liberty."
...why he thought they might do that probably reflected more on him than them
"Now start s'moring it up."
S'more was an excellent word.