::walks up dressed like the bastard child of Jay and Silent Bob (http://www.livejournal.com/users/bluemanoncampus/10519.html#comments)::

::spins the Wheel and grins when he hears the music that plays::

Wheel of Morality
Turn, turn, turn
Tell us the lesson
That we should learn.

And today's lesson is...

"Always look both ways before crossing the street. But you'll still miss the anvil from above."

::laughs at the lesson::