http://konoha-flash.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] konoha-flash.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-08-04 11:21 pm

How to not get killed - Tuesday - 3rd period

In the Danger Shop today the class found themselves in a warehouse; a military one from the look of the boxes and heavily armed soldiers wandering around.

They seemed to all be unaware of anyone or anything standing in the platform just inside the door to the danger shop where Yondaime and a large stage of cardboard boxes waited for them.

"Good Morning everyone! Today we are going to be learning how to utilize a very useful, but often overlooked tool in sneaking and stealthing.

The cardboard box." He said as he picked one up. "The cardboard box has been used for years by even the best spies and I'll even say ninja. For some strange reason, no one seems to think anything of random boxes appearing out of no where."

He set the box down and motioned to the warehouse behind him. "Your task today is to discuss the benefits of using a box to survive as well as get yourself from this door to that one," he said pointing across the room and up some stairs. "Using your box so you won't get caught by the guards on patrol."

[Plz wait for OCDOMG MAKE THE SONG STOP!! Have at it...]

Re: OOC

[identity profile] hanged-magician.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
This one? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0)

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] rebelheartalien.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Michael Guerin

Re: Listen to the lecture

[identity profile] rebelheartalien.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Michael listened, but he wasn't really sure there was more than one way a box could be unobtrusive.

Re: Discuss

[identity profile] rebelheartalien.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"So we're counting on someone else moving the box while we're in it, right?"

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[identity profile] ella-obeys.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ella of Frell

Re: Listen to the lecture

[identity profile] ella-obeys.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ella listened and took notes, though she wasn't sure how unobtrusive a moving box could really be.

Re: Discuss

[identity profile] ella-obeys.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"We must be, at least when we're under surveillance" Ella frowned. "And it would have to be someone strong enough not to complain about lifting and carrying more than a hundred pounds."

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[identity profile] nottheclone.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Wes Collins

Re: Listen to the lecture

[identity profile] nottheclone.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Wes listens to the lecture, thinking that if he ever had to fight anyone in the abandoned warehouse district there would be plenty of boxes at hand.
carsexual: (whoa)

Re: Sign In

[personal profile] carsexual 2008-08-05 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam Witwicky
carsexual: (Oh f**k me)

Re: Listen to the lecture

[personal profile] carsexual 2008-08-05 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam looked doubtful as to the utility of the cardboard box, but figured his teacher knew what he was talking about.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] inthereflexes.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack Burton

Re: Listen to the lecture

[identity profile] inthereflexes.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack listened...but didn't really think that anyone would be dumb enough to fall for a moving box disguise.

Re: Make it to the other door

[identity profile] inthereflexes.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack climbs into a box (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yW5RafIZKs). "Okay. Someone push me?"

Re: OOC

[identity profile] inthereflexes.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't even think they have a Jack In The Box (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T90MoRy49Z0) around here.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Liir Thropp

Re: Listen to the lecture

[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering the amount of garbage in the Emerald City, or certain areas of it, it certainly seemed like a useful idea.

Re: Discuss

[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"What if you're in a world that doesn't have cardboard?"

...this should be brought up, he feels.

Re: Make it to the other door

[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...goodness this was ridiculous. But he climbed under a box, glad he folded well.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Marco

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] mouthy-ninja.livejournal.com 2008-08-06 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Deidara

Re: Listen to the lecture

[identity profile] mouthy-ninja.livejournal.com 2008-08-06 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
The hiding-in-a-box theory really did work, actually. It was a time-tested and true case of fact.

Not that Deidara really bothered with being hidey, usually. Explosives weren't the most subtle tool...

Re: Discuss

[identity profile] mouthy-ninja.livejournal.com 2008-08-06 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Wooden boxes work just as well," Deidara pointed out. "Probably better. You don't have to worry about them falling apart if they get wet."

Re: OOC

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2008-08-06 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I would've thought this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONEYGU_7EqU)! So many box songs!