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The cafeteria smells vaguely of the sea. It even feels like it's rocking back and forth, like it was on a boat. Das Schnitzel comes into the cafeteria dressed like a pirate wench. The Chef follows behind her, also dressed piratey. But he also has two eye patches on. With a yell of "BOOOORK!" he runs into a wall and falls down. Das Schnitzel rolls her eyes. The Chef gets up and looks in what he thinks is Das Schnitzel's general direction. He's actually facing a stuffed moose head.

"Hoo du zeese-a puretes du it? I cun't see-a a theeng! "

The stuffed moose head just "bahhs" or whatever the sound a moose makes is. Das Schnitzel leads the Chef to the front of the food line.

Afest me-a heerteees! Tudey ve-a be-a serfeeng pirete-a-y fuuds! Und nun-elcuhuleec ruum! Vell, my ruum is elcuhuleec, boot yuoo cunnut hefe-a uny...vell, meybe-a iff ve-a keep in oon zee down loo.

Errgh, tudey I be-a serfeeng a loonch I fuoond in Defey Junes' lucker!

-Huney Ceke-a

-Meet Piee-a

-Stooffffed Hen...Des Schneetzel's meffeea cunnecshuns sent sume-a.

-Hard Tack

-Und uh, Bleckbeerd's mecerunee und cheese-a.

Be-a soore-a nut tu get zee scurvy!