[ooc: I expected to be home about 4 hours ago and have only just walked in the door, so I apologize for being terribly late. If this needs to go on in the AM, I can do that, since I probably should be sleeping. Or if I've missed the boat entirely I'll just pout in the corner for a few minutes and then get over it.]

*Lindsey takes his place at the podium, trying not to drum his fingertips nervously on any available surface*