Duce wanders in for lunch, a bemused look on her face. "We'll have two meat tecus, por favor. Spanish phrase for the day - '¡Ayuda! Mi guía ha sido comida por una serpiente' which translates to 'Help! My guide has been eaten by a snake!' which is much more useful than 'Donde es el servicio, por favor?' - because everyone can find a bathroom on their own."

Spotting Kiki, she wanders over, "Hey Kiki. How's tricks?"