http://certaintrouble.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] certaintrouble.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-10-26 09:40 am
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Debating, Friday October 26

Chuck walked into the classroom, looking a little chipper. He set down his briefcase and looked at the students.


“Now, I imagine some of you are wondering why we didn’t have class last week. Well, there’s a very good reason, and I know you’ll agree with me when I tell you.” He raised his hand, ready to accentuate whatever he said with hand motions.

But Chuck put the hand down, and concluded: “I didn’t feel like teaching.” He went to the board. “That leads us to our topic of the day. Excuses, or “Covering your ass.”

Even the most skilled debater can sometimes slip up. In true battles, there are always casualties. This means that your pride will sometimes take severe blows. But just like in real war, you get everyone back if you win, so it won’t matter in the end at all.”

Today’s practical lesson will be practice for excuses. Fight with the techniques you’ve been using so far, and besmirch the name of your opponent. When something hits you hard, then cover your ass with a quick excuse. Make it creative, make it strong, make it work. Go!”



[OOC: Class will be up asap! is ready!]

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] scary-jeff.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeff Murdock, an unfortunate phoning incident.

Re: Defend yourself!

[identity profile] scary-jeff.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeff was looking for somewhere to hide.

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Charlie McGee, hiding from his parents

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Mel fray

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
T.R. Wexler, and he cheated on his taxes. TSK.

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow Rosenberg. Because he was spending extra time making sure that the final would be a thing of beauty.

Re: Defend yourself!

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"I tripped?" Willow tried. Hey, it was a place to start.

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Meg Manning, got his head caught in a stair bannister.

Re: Lecture

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
After the lecture, Turtle Wexler promptly raised her hand.

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Jim Halpert, who swears he had nothing to do with it

Re: Lecture

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Jim took notes, especially interested about the part where armies get everyone back when they win.

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Annette Hargrove, got mauled by a dog.

Re: Lecture

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Annette listened but didn't take notes.

Re: Defend yourself!

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"I couldn't find matching socks." What? It could happen.
not_in_the_book: (Emo: Laugh)

Re: Sign in

[personal profile] not_in_the_book 2007-10-26 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Ronan Nolan; was discovering the cure for cancer

Re: Defend yourself!

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"I didn't do it," Jim said, feeling that was a good defense to start with.

Re: Defend yourself!

[identity profile] scary-jeff.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeff blinked, swallowing the 'Didn't do what?' before it came out.

He was learning!

"Yes, you did."

Re: Defend yourself!

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"You don't even know what was done," Jim said.

Re: Defend yourself!

[identity profile] scary-jeff.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeff crossed his arms. "I really do! I saw you!"

He felt that was a really excellent defense to start off with.

Re: Defend yourself!

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"How could you? You're not even wearing your glasses," Jim pointed out

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