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fandomhigh2005-09-29 06:35 pm
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Fashion: Dress the sidekick!
All right kids, today's class is going to have some serious cross-curricular action. After some lengthy try-outs, bugofjustice, our resident man-bug...beetle...thing, has picked a moving target sidekick. He's asked us to design the outfit.
This is the hostage in training we're going to behumiliating dressing:
Kind of scrawny for a sidekick, but I guess they fling easier that way.
Design deal is same as before. You don't design the outfit for yourself, you design it for your partner. I guess these means the boys are gonna be dabbling in a little cross-dressing, but that was bound to happen sooner than later.This is fandom, as far as we're concerned, you're all in denial anyway. If you have to wear heals, you better work it. Do you think I complain when I have to wear hells? Frack no! I give it gusto, and make every woman in the room wish they had my legs.
Keep in mind that you are designing an outfit that is going to be worn by a tiny teenage girl. Also keep in mind a few rules of thumb about sidekicks:
1. They are, above all else, distractions. Keep the color bright.
2. They rarely have powers of their own. Build a few into the suit if you can. But keep the little weapons ban in mind. Defensive only. I swear, if you get me in trouble with Principal Conner, I'll blow up this planet myself. Sass that?
3. Comics code authority. Stick to the code man, stick to the code. If I see a nipple, you lose it.
Projects are due before next class. Work on them here, and I'll have a thread up next week for final presentations.
Anyone who skips my class joins Lana Lang in detention. And she's a crier.
A few more things:
1. Quinn Morgendorfer still owes me a 100 word essay about why I'm the cooler than her grandmother. It should be hagro biscuits to write it, given all you've got to work with. So hop on that, will you? If I don't get it by Monday, it's detention.
2. Given that Buffy Summers isn't allowed within a hundred feet of a JA member without getting detention, I'll waive the recommendation letter. You can stay in class, but you've got a detention for skipping class last week. Lose-lose situation, but you can't beat the irony.
3. As you can tell by the assignment, things worked out so that I don’t have to partner up with a student. Paige Matthews and Buffy Summers are still paired up, and Eddie Scissorhands and that Bagos kid are now a match made in testi-free heaven.I’m placing bets on when they first make out
*Plops down in the hippest manner possible, and waits to be entertained*
This is the hostage in training we're going to be
Kind of scrawny for a sidekick, but I guess they fling easier that way.
Design deal is same as before. You don't design the outfit for yourself, you design it for your partner. I guess these means the boys are gonna be dabbling in a little cross-dressing, but that was bound to happen sooner than later.
Keep in mind that you are designing an outfit that is going to be worn by a tiny teenage girl. Also keep in mind a few rules of thumb about sidekicks:
1. They are, above all else, distractions. Keep the color bright.
2. They rarely have powers of their own. Build a few into the suit if you can. But keep the little weapons ban in mind. Defensive only. I swear, if you get me in trouble with Principal Conner, I'll blow up this planet myself. Sass that?
3. Comics code authority. Stick to the code man, stick to the code. If I see a nipple, you lose it.
Projects are due before next class. Work on them here, and I'll have a thread up next week for final presentations.
Anyone who skips my class joins Lana Lang in detention. And she's a crier.
A few more things:
1. Quinn Morgendorfer still owes me a 100 word essay about why I'm the cooler than her grandmother. It should be hagro biscuits to write it, given all you've got to work with. So hop on that, will you? If I don't get it by Monday, it's detention.
2. Given that Buffy Summers isn't allowed within a hundred feet of a JA member without getting detention, I'll waive the recommendation letter. You can stay in class, but you've got a detention for skipping class last week. Lose-lose situation, but you can't beat the irony.
3. As you can tell by the assignment, things worked out so that I don’t have to partner up with a student. Paige Matthews and Buffy Summers are still paired up, and Eddie Scissorhands and that Bagos kid are now a match made in testi-free heaven.
*Plops down in the hippest manner possible, and waits to be entertained*