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Announcements [Monday Mid Morning]
"Since you all have absolutely no idea what the word respect means," Umbridge's voice said without preamble, "perhaps I'd better teach it to you all! How will I do that, you ask?"
She laughed, high pitched and somewhat malevolently. "Very carefully. You see, children, I could decided that I would teach all your classes and just eliminate the source of, what I think, are all the problems. The teachers. Most of them are inexperienced and unintelligent anyway. Your education would be much better with a knowledgeable hand to guide you."
More laughing.
"And then, you will learn RESPECT. What if I only allowed you all to exist in the dormitories and in your classrooms? I have ways of doing that, you know. Ways of keeping you in one place so you can learn respect, learn to be the kind little children you should be. Do you want me to do that? Would you like to be kept in one place?"
And even more laughing, this time longer and lingering.
Will the following people report to my office today: Bridge Carson, Pam Beesly, and Jim Halpert."
[No, she's not going to fire teachers or keep students in one place. I promise! React as you'd like, though! Those who were called to the office, if you can't make it, don't worry!]
She laughed, high pitched and somewhat malevolently. "Very carefully. You see, children, I could decided that I would teach all your classes and just eliminate the source of, what I think, are all the problems. The teachers. Most of them are inexperienced and unintelligent anyway. Your education would be much better with a knowledgeable hand to guide you."
More laughing.
"And then, you will learn RESPECT. What if I only allowed you all to exist in the dormitories and in your classrooms? I have ways of doing that, you know. Ways of keeping you in one place so you can learn respect, learn to be the kind little children you should be. Do you want me to do that? Would you like to be kept in one place?"
And even more laughing, this time longer and lingering.
Will the following people report to my office today: Bridge Carson, Pam Beesly, and Jim Halpert."
[No, she's not going to fire teachers or keep students in one place. I promise! React as you'd like, though! Those who were called to the office, if you can't make it, don't worry!]