http://daimonhost.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] daimonhost.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-07-30 11:54 pm

Introduction to Mad Science, week 4

By now, the students should have been familiar with the routine. Evil laboratory, bad lighting, kooky mad scientist at the front of the room, etc. This week, the desks were back, and Professor Tomoe had set up a dusty chalkboard at the front of the room. Written on the chalkboard were a number of different sentence fragments, including: "DEVISE A CUNNING PLAN", "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION (BUT VERY LIKELY TO HAPPEN)", and "FIND A GOOD TARGET", as well as doodle of pure heart crystals, and a half finished game of hangman down in the bottom corner. A coffee pot had been set up on a tripod on top of a lab burner, and was starting to brew, filling the class with the warm scent of coffee.

"Good afternoon students!" he proclaimed. "Today, we're having a bit of a change of pace and doing more thinking than acting. Many mad scientists fail because they do not properly think out their evil schemes. Oh sure, it seems fine enough to build a giant monster and send it out to destroy the conveniently abandoned warehouse district, but meddling law-abiding folk can foil those plans with incredible ease. Instead, I prefer to do things on a more personal scale."

He circled the third sentence fragment before turning back to the class. "The best plans are made by deciding what kind of target you wish to go after, find a person who seems pure of heart that fits into that category, merge a daimon egg with an item related to what they do, and then let your monster run amok and destroy property while also attacking your victim. For today's class, I want you to write me an outline of what kind of person you want to attack, and both how and where you'd pull off your plan. I want you to be thorough, because you'll be putting this plan into motion. And seeing how there's a 90% chance that every plan will end in dismal failure, try to prepare for that too."

He took the coffee pot off the burner and poured himself a cup. "And for next week, I want you to bring in item that goes with your plan. Bring something of your own, buy it, steal it from someone else; I don't much care where you get it from. But choose carefully, as we're going to do something special to it."

And with that, he laughed evilly for a solid minute and a half.

Re: Sign In [July 31st]

[identity profile] imissmydolphin.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Lucas Wolenczak

Re: Sign In [July 31st]

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Zack Addy

Re: Work on your own evil plan.

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
Zack plan was cunning, very cunning, yes.

Re: Sign In [July 31st]

[identity profile] wannabe-pan.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Andrew Wells

Re: Work on your own evil plan.

[identity profile] wannabe-pan.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Andrew had been staring at his blank sheet of paper for the past ten minutes. He was completely confused as to what he was supposed to be doing, so he leaned over to see if he could read what one of the other students was writing.

Re: Work on your own evil plan.

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Andrew would have been able to see that Zack had scrawled and doodled all over his page (http://pics.livejournal.com/twohalvesofaphd/pic/0001deqz).

Re: Sign In [July 31st]

[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yasutora Sado

Re: Take Notes on the Lecture

[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Chad was taking notes. He wasn't sure if he was making any sense out of any of his notes, but they were there, being taken, all the same.

Re: Work on your own evil plan.

[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
After looking down at his paper thoughtfully for a good chunk of time, Chad was starting to wonder if he was completely incapable of thinking of an evil plan.

Re: Work on your own evil plan.

[identity profile] wannabe-pan.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Andrew frowned. He didn't know anything about building robots.

He started his own list:

1. Convince this Zack kid to build me an army of demonic robots.
2. Compliment Zack frequently on his mechanical genius.
3. Use the robots as a distraction in an elaborately choreographed music routine.
4. ...

And then he got stuck again.

Re: Sign In [July 31st]

[identity profile] henryoredward.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward Hyde

Re: Take Notes on the Lecture

[identity profile] henryoredward.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward was talking notes, more on the viability of the teachers' plans than creating his own. This looked like risky business.

Re: Sign In [July 31st]

[identity profile] turtle-techie.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Donatello

Re: Sign In [July 31st]

[identity profile] slr-mercury.livejournal.com 2007-08-01 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ami Mizuno

Re: Take Notes on the Lecture

[identity profile] slr-mercury.livejournal.com 2007-08-01 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ami was taking notes. She had been locked in her room all last week, working on some maths, and now was ready to learn things.
dark_slippy_thing: (dot dot dot)

Re: Sign In [July 31st]

[personal profile] dark_slippy_thing 2007-08-01 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Valentine who signed in absolutely on time. Ssh.
dark_slippy_thing: (Oooooooo)

Re: Steal Some Coffee

[personal profile] dark_slippy_thing 2007-08-01 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Valentine? Was a fan of coffee. Really.

Valentine? Was also thirsty. And, as fate would have it? The insane guy teacher wasn't looking at the pot.

Valentine? Was totally making a lunge for the coffee pot.