Duce frowns and pulls out her cellphone. Clicking on 'scheduler', she looks at the date. Her frown grows.

..and then she realizes that he'd actually used the word 'like' appropriately in a sentence and smacks herself on the forehead with the heel of her palm.

"Ah. Yeah. THAT Friday night. Not this coming one. Gotcha. So.. uh.. yeah, with that total verbal blunder, let's segue into something that makes it look like we're not a total idiot. Have you asked anyone to homecoming yet?"