Janet looks surprised for a moment, then grins widely. "Colonel," she says. "It's a long story. You should have Sam explain it to you some time, because I don't completely understand it. Something about phase-shifting technology and alternate realities combining to alter this reality." She takes his form, then leafs through all the pages. "In triplicate, I see," she says, amused. "USAF standard. So, what classes are you in?"