Lifestyle Seminar, here today.

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

Lifestyle Seminar, here today. Well, after a fashion.

I understand that there was a bit of a hoo-hah with some unexpected visitors this weekend. Shocking cock-up, the mice are furious. Anyway, I'm assuming (ahem) that this is the reason why so many essays were late, and so many more are non-existent.

I'm having an essay amnesty because of this, so I'm not going to give students a hard time if they haven't done one. Also, because there's such a lot of cleaning up to do, I'm letting this seminar stay open for tomorrow too, on a drop-in basis. Please feel free to come in and talk about sex with your fellow students talk with your fellow students about sex and I'll try to chip in if I'm here.

[OOC - Class will stay open for about the next 30 real-life hours, until I have to set up for cookery. I'm "slow-timing" it, for mundane reasons]

If someone wants to talk about ways in which sex can be used to defeat the zombie hordes, please feel free -- but don't expect any extra credit.

Comments

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

*Hamlet wanders in, still smelling slightly of zombies, even after three showers. He pulls out a sandwich and tries not to think about what's being served in the school cafeteria.*

The mice are furious?

[neptune-wallace.livejournal.com]

I just think sex shouldn't be used as any kind of manipulation or bargaining tool - I don't know, maybe I'm just old-fashioned.

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

*brings cake*

I don't know from sex, really, it seems rather recreational around here.

I brought cake, and I promise it is safe and side-effect free.

*smiles at professor, but in a totally friendly way*

[lauraholt.livejournal.com]

It's far too overadvertised. It's no longer an intimate act of love, but a product you buy. They've turned it into a commercial thing to sell.

[caroline-todd.livejournal.com]

*Caroline walks in and looks confused*