Wrestling Club Meeting

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Wrestling Club, Meeting #2

::stares at make-shift Pyramid Court::

Alright, first order of business, somebody get that scrap metal outta here!

This week's new techniques are the following...

First, what you knuckleheads didn't want to get around to last week: Headbutting.

The idea is to hit hard enough on a point where the damage spreads over your forehead, but hits more precisely on your opponent. Minimize your brain-damage, and maximize theirs.

Second, the all important takedown. Just, grab a hold of whatever presents itself and throw your opponent to the ground, there's a good kid. And if any of you guys do any intentional boob grabbing, you'll find youself in detention, punks but only because I can't give you a medal.

Alright... sign the roll sheet, pair up, and start practicing this stuff, along with last week's lesson: the knee to the groin. Hussle, people, hussle!