Alec got up on stage and grabbed the mike. He was dressed all in black and appeared to have a long black tail that he'd totally stolen from his Halloween costume.
"Hi there, everyone," he greeted the judges, grinning widely. "I'm Monty Cora. And I've got a little selection from The Leopard Emperor (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110357/) for you - a slightly different point of view on Justice." It's also possible Alec had been watching a few too many kids' movies.
"I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer--"
Near the middle of the verse, Alec heard a sound from behind him - like a vent opening up - and glanced back quickly in concern.
Re: Sing! [01/12]
that he'd totally stolen from his Halloween costume."Hi there, everyone," he greeted the judges, grinning widely. "I'm Monty Cora. And I've got a little selection from The Leopard Emperor (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110357/) for you - a slightly different point of view on Justice." It's also possible Alec had been watching a few too many kids' movies.
"I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer--"
Near the middle of the verse, Alec heard a sound from behind him - like a vent opening up - and glanced back quickly in concern.