http://no-toast-thanks.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] no-toast-thanks.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-01-12 11:53 pm

Novice's Guide to Villains & Villainy - Week 1, Friday, Period 3 (Danger Shop)

"Good morning," Thursday greeted the class. "I'm Thursday Next and this is a Novice's Guide to Villains & Villainy. I have several years of experience with the regular police force in Swindon, SpecOps in London and Swindon and a similar organisation called Jurisfiction. A good portion of my adult life has been spent in law enforcement, mostly investigative, and I don't have any kind of 'super power'. Super powers are not essential to understanding and defeating villains and this class will be teaching approaches that any normal person can use.

That being said, if you have powers, you are more than welcome in this class, but you won't be called upon to use said powers. This is an overview class. Don't expect to learn everything you'll need to go up against the villain of your choice. We'll be covering the basics. The first few weeks will explore the background you'll need - making the most of what you have and identifying, tracking and defeating your opponent. After that, we're going to a hands on approach.

As some of you who were here last semester would know, my background is also literature. We'll be using literary examples of villain archetypes that you'll usually find in real life. It's all on the syllabus. I suggest you take these first few light weeks to read up on the characters you'll have to face and outwit.

Next week, you'll all receive a small satchel full of items. These will be your basic tools for facing villains in this class, as well as your handbook, which if you don't have already you can get from the front of the room. Your handbook includes all of the notes you'll need for the semester and profiles on each of the villains we'll be facing. Bring both to every lesson.

Today, however, you won't need your tools. This is a light class and one you've probably had several times this week. Introduce yourself. Your name, what you're good at and how crime is dealt with in your society." She caught someone's attention and nodded at them. "You first."

Classroom layout (when not in hands-on practical mode)
Class Roster
Syllabus

The Contents of Your Villains & Villainy Detective Kit - coming soon
Novice's Guide to Villains & Villainy Handbook - cover available, contents coming soon

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Isabel Evans

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Seely Booth

Re: Introduce Yourself & Answer the Questions

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"My name's Seely Booth," he said. "I'm good at shooting, gambling, bowling, and boxing. Plus a few things I shouldn't mention in class. Crime where I come from is dealt with by the police and courts."

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] krycek-rat.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Alex Krycek
demonbelthazor: (Default)

Re: Sign In

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2007-01-12 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Belthazor
demonbelthazor: (Bel is eeeeevil)

Re: Chat Quietly or Pass Notes

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2007-01-12 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
The Source hadn't been able to resist picking this class. The irony was just too much.

He'd be a model student, of course.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
River Tam
demonbelthazor: (Belthazor)

Re: Introduce Yourself & Answer the Questions

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2007-01-12 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Belthazor," Bel said. "I'm good at being evil. Crime in my former home was pretty much dealt with by execution or torture."

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] enginegirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Kaylee Frye

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] once-a-king.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter Pevensie

Re: Introduce Yourself & Answer the Questions

[identity profile] enginegirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"My name's Kaylee Frye," she said cheerfully. "I'm good at fixin' things, mostly engines. Where I'm from, crime was usually dealt with by the Alliance."

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Mel Fray

Re: Introduce Yourself & Answer the Questions

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Mel Fray," she answered. "I'm good at various stuff. Killing lurks, getting... hard to obtain objects, beating up my roommate. If you get nicked by the police usually they'll throw you in a jail."

Re: OOC

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
SNIDELY WHIPLASH!

*<3's the cover*

Re: Introduce Yourself & Answer the Questions

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Isabel Evans. I'm good at organizing things. Crime back home is handled by the sheriff and the justice system."

Re: Introduce Yourself & Answer the Questions

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm River Tam. I'm good at... many things." She smiled. "And where I come from crime is handled by the law enforcement, if you're in a reasonably civilized place. If you're not..." River shrugged.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] justmisplaced.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Shawn Farrell.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Pippi Longstocking

Re: Chat Quietly or Pass Notes

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Pippi chews on a pencil.

Re: Introduce Yourself & Answer the Questions

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-12 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Pippi Longstocking. I'm good at... dancing, tight rope walking, lifting things, and cheering people up. I was living in a town called Vemmerby in Sweden. We have two policemen, and two crooks, so it balanced out, before that I lived on the open ocean and... Well, there are various navy forces around but, for the most part, you're pretty much on your own."

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