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If you were looking to talk to the Chef, don't bother. He's currently hiding underneath one of the tables. And if you were looking to talk to Das Schnitzel? Don't try that either. She was currently roaming the cafeteria with a large mallet, looking to hit the Chef over the head in hopes of reversing what she called his "Gilligan-itis".

"Zee Skeupper is tryung tu keel meeee!" cried the Chef.

Today's Menu:

-Chicken Pot Pie

-Tomato Soup

-Caesar Salad

-Chocolate Pudding