http://spit-spot.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] spit-spot.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-11-06 11:50 am

Cross Species Communication - Monday

Mary stands in front of the students' desks as usuall as the children file in. The less usual thing about today is that the whiteboard, and much of the front of the classroom is blocked by very large, and very sad looking, dragon. Aside from being curled up and on the verge of tears, it looks like your classic Welsh Dragon. Except that he has two tails, and, instead of being red, is a deep twilight blue with sparkling dots and lines over various parts of his body. The pattern of these dots and lines might be familiar.

"Good afternoon. I trust you've all been over your handwavey delivered packets with vocabulary and information on Draconis noblis. Despite the obvious differences the physiology of most varieties of dragons are very similar to that of serpents, which we have already covered. So I will not repeat myself. I trust you all took good notes the first time." Mary explained. "Draconis noblis are found all over the world... Or rather not found but certainly known. There are many different varieties of dragon and they all communicate in an equally rich variety of ways. However, there is a common language known to all dragons, as dragons are common to all cultures. And that's what we'll be learning today."

"Traditionally, in the formal use of the language, Draconic is spoken in rhyming couplets. If you don't know what a 'couplet' is, please check your packet. It would be best to practice the formal structure, however, our guest speaker will not be insulted if you do not." Mary said, gesturing to the dragon behind her. At which point the creature gave a small sob.

Mary tilted her head at the Dragon. "Is there something wrong?"

//Alas and alack,
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo!

I wanted a Maiden
Served in a stew,
A succulent, seasoned, tasty Girl.
With star for her eye
And comet for curl.
And I wouldn't have minded if there'd been two.
For I'm awfully hungry.

Boo-hoo!
Boo-hoo!//

"Perhaps I shouldn't have asked."

[[ooc: please wait for OCD OPEN! Dragon's dialogue is from Chapter 7, "The Evening Out", of "Mary Poppins Comes Back" by P.L. Travers.]]

Re: SIGN IN

[identity profile] 2-twin-devils-2.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Kaoru Hitachiin

Re: SIGN IN

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow Rosenberg

Re: SIGN IN

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
River Tam

Re: GUEST SPEAKER

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
River didn't appreciate being seen as potential food.

//If you'd consider eating a carrot
or even a feathered headstrong parrot
the maidens you're now hungering for
would possibly help you to find some more.//

More carrots that is. Not maidens.//

Re: SIGN IN

[identity profile] ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Naomi Wildman

Re: DURING THE LECTURE

[identity profile] ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Naomi was happily taking down a lot of notes, she had definitely missed not having classes last week.

Re: GUEST SPEAKER

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow looked thoughtful, then said:

//Eating humans causes problems you will rue
Have you tried instead switching to hufu?//
stykera: (Default)

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[personal profile] stykera 2006-11-06 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Stark
stykera: (thumb)

Re: GUEST SPEAKER

[personal profile] stykera 2006-11-06 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Stark nodded politely to the dragon, but stayed a good distance back.

//I'm// "Stark"
//You it is good to meet
Is it really people that you eat?//

Re: GUEST SPEAKER

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow made a face at the idea of canned maidens.

//It can be hard to find a diet-appropriate dish
I have the same problem with gefilte fish.//

Re: GUEST SPEAKER

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
//Most maidens object to being turned into food
That really puts them in a terrible mood.
They might decide that what they most desire
is dragon's leg marinated and grilled on a fire.//

Re: GUEST SPEAKER

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That made River feel a tiny bit guilty.

//As long as you don't try and eat me
or any of my friends, then I can't see
why we can't leave this subject behind for now.
Do you like something else, want to tell me how?//

Ok, the how was a bit strange.

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[identity profile] bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Molly Hayes

Re: OOC

[identity profile] bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The OCD is now so ingrained that it feels like if there is no OOC thread, all of the other threads will just fall off the page.

Re: DURING THE LECTURE

[identity profile] bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Molly sat at her desk and had a small argument with a balloon giraffe about voting. "But, I'm not old enough to vote!" she kept telling it in a quiet voice.

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