The Healing Power of Crystals, Wednesday

[captainskullpoopl]

"Today is our last day together," Deadpool said with a little sniffle of regret. "Unless you take me next class. I can't remember what it is, but I'm sure it'll be fun."

A beat.

"Fun for me. I don't know about you. I'm not in charge of your fun."

That was true. He was only in charge of himself. And making money for Fox.

"Anywho, last class. Very sad. I'm back mostly because a restraining order is keeping me away from filming. So let's just think back on the good times."

If everyone got that 'footage not found' mental image, it was only to be expected.

"Yeah, that's enough of that. You all get a crystal that will help you further on your journey."

They were, once again, the same crystals that had the price tags on them. Because Deadpool was cheap.

Comments

Talk to the Teacher/TA

[captainskullpoopl]

"I'm going to miss you most of all, Scarecrow."

It was distinctly possible he didn't remember Xan's name.

Re: Talk to the Teacher/TA

[sampippy]

Xanthippe didn't want him to remember her name or just generally to be associated with him at all, so she wasn't about to correct him.

She did still glower, though.

"You're the only reason I'm glad I'm going to Columbia."

Re: Talk to the Teacher/TA

[captainskullpoopl]

Awww. They bonded.

"Make good choices! Bring back some sweet, uncut, Columbian nose-candy!"

Re: Talk to the Teacher/TA

[sampippy]

"That's not --"

Was it worth it, Xan? Was it?

"... Never mind, whatever."

Re: Talk to the Teacher/TA

[captainskullpoopl]

"Have some potatoes too. They fucking love potatoes down there," he said with a nostalgic little sigh. "And this shitty booze that someone wants me to say is like Malört, but I'm not from Chicago so it doesn't make sense for me to know about."

Seriously, though. That shit was nasty.

Re: Talk to the Teacher/TA

[sampippy]

"Oh my god, why are you still talking?"

Possibly because she was so easy to make exasperated.

Re: Talk to the Teacher/TA

[captainskullpoopl]

That factored in heavily, yes.

"I am imparting wisdom upon you, small grasshopper."

Re: Talk to the Teacher/TA

[sampippy]

"Gross."

She looked offended. Possibly at the part where he'd suggested he had anything resembling wisdom.

Re: Talk to the Teacher/TA

[captainskullpoopl]

"How is wisdom gross?"