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The Kludge's Guide to the Universe | Dangershop, Wednesday Afternoon (Week 7)

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 18:21:00 GMT

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The dangershop was set up as a classy, futuristic function room, with holographic waiters carrying trays of food and drink, and Harper was wearing a suit instead of his usual clothes. "This is our last class," Harper said, fidding with his tie. "Congratulations on surviving so far. Since, as I just said, we're going to be doing something a little different today."

( Diplomacy, the art of saying 'Nice Doggy' while looking for a big enough rock. )

[ooc: OCD threads ~~coming~~ are up.]
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The Kludge's Guide to the Universe | Dangershop, Wednesday Afternoon (Week 6)

Wed, 16 Aug 2006 18:53:00 GMT

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Harper tapped a control and the virtual workshop expanded in size.

"Now, when you're a mechanical genius like myself," he said without any trace of false modesty. "You'll often be asked to create physics defying contraptions on the fly. Often with parts that are, well, junk. Turning trash into treasure is perhaps your most valuable survival skill. Your job today is to take the parts in this room and create something that might help you survive. No weapons."

[ooc: OCD threads ~~coming~~ up]
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The Kludge's Guide to the Universe | Dangershop, Wednesday Afternoon (Week 5)

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:53:00 GMT

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Harper clapped his hands and pressed the control. "I'm sure you all recognise this shipyard from last week," he said. "You escaped the cells, you got through the town, now you face one more challenge. Getting off this hunk of rock."

( Flying lessons? Who needs 'em? )

[ooc: OCD threads ~~coming~~ up, up and away.]
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The Kludge's Guide to the Universe | Dangershop, Wednesday Afternoon (Week 4)

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 00:21:00 GMT

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"Now that you've mastered the art of the clever escape, it's time to master the speedy one."

( The Better Part of Valour )

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The Kludge's Guide to the Universe | Dangershop, Wednesday Afternoon (Week 3)

Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:31:00 GMT

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Harper was once again sitting with his feet up. He pointed to a list on the wall. "Spilt up into your assigned pairings."

Once everyone had divided up, Harper tapped his controller and cell walls shimmered into being around the different pairings.

( The Lowdown on Lock-Ups )

[ooc: OCD threads ~~coming~~ are up. Post away!]
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The Kludge's Guide to the Universe | Dangershop, Wednesday Afternoon (Week 2)

Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:56:00 GMT

Posted by: theharperisgood.livejournal.com

Wednesday afternoon once again found Harper in the dangershop, with his feet up and a can of Sparky.

After the class had signed in and found places to sit or lean, Harper stood up. "All right, last week we studied team-building. Today comes the important collaterally to team building, a little thing I like to call threat recognition."

( A friend is someone who will backstab you to your face - Threat Recognition )

[ooc: OCD threads ~~coming~~ are up! Post away!]
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[~~HARPER HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! There will be tags when I'm conscious again~~ Back.]

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The Kludge's Guide to the Universe | Dangershop, Wednesday Afternoon (Week 1)

Wed, 12 Jul 2006 23:05:00 GMT

Posted by: theharperisgood.livejournal.com

The danger-shop was set up to look like a cluttered workshop, every available surface covered in futuristic looking junk. Harper sat with his feet up on a bench tapping at a control pad and drinking from a can of Sparky's.

"Good afternoon class," Harper said, taking a sip of his cola. "Just find somewhere to take a seat and we'll get started."

After the class had found somewhere to sit or lean, he stood up.

"My name is Seamus Zelazny Harper," he said. "You can call me Harper. Now I could give this big inspiring Dylan-like speech about the universe, chaos and how we must and really, all you need to know can be condensed into two sentences." Harper held up two fingers.

( The universe hates you. Deal with it. )

[ooc: OCD threads ~~coming~~ are up! Post away!]
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