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captainskullpoopl ([personal profile] captainskullpoopl) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2017-07-05 08:14 am
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The Healing Power of Crystals, Wednesday

If the class was expecting someone a little more... Ms Cleo, they'd be disappointed. But not for a lack of trying on the teacher's part.

"Alright refused to come visit to work her blind lady magic," Deadpool informed them. "Something about how I just put on my old lady panties and teach my damn class by myself. Which. Gross. But here we are."

Learning about crystals.

"So, you took this class because easy A or you're my TA and you never escape the magic I provide. Tell me your name and about a magic crystal. Make it some Jim Henson shit. Or a story about a stripper, I'm not picky."
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-07-05 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Peridot was rolling her eyes a little bit, but she was standing up to talk anyway.

"I'm Peridot, and I'm not a magical Gem," she muttered. Because Era Two Peridots were inferior and were made without powers. Which was kind of a huge sore spot to Peridot and mostly made her want to just turn on Pokemon Go and spend the rest of this class catching pidgeys out of spite. "But most Gems do have powers. Even the Crystal Gems. Even Steven, if you can count healing spit as a power."
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-07-05 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"... Yeah," Peridot replied, squinting a little. "Sapphires can tell the future, Lapis Lazuli can control water. Most Gems have some shapeshifting ability."

Except, again, for Peridot.

Serious sore spot, there.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-07-05 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)

There was an awful lot to unpack there in that one statement. Peridot wasn't quite sure where to begin.

"What's a Kermit?"

That seemed like a good start.

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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-07-05 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Peridot hesitated for a long moment before deciding it was probably best if she didn't ask what a puppet was, next.

"I see..."

She really, really didn't.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-07-05 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That was more or less how Peridot coped with most things on Earth these days. So, there was that.

"Because Jim Henson was creepy?"

This was not the correct takeaway from that statement, 'Dot.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-07-05 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then I'll be sure to avoid him," Peridot decided.

... Yeah, he'd be extra creepy if you were to meet him now.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2017-07-05 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Ahsoka." Which Deadpool should know by know, but she doubted it. "Kyber crystals are living crystals attuned to the Force." She thought about adding the part about them being the heart of a lightsaber but thought better of it.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2017-07-05 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahsoka trusted him less with a lightsaber than the actual younglings she'd supervised on their Gathering.

"You could say that." It wouldn't be any near accurate, but he could still say it.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2017-07-05 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahsoka's narrative did not believe his lies.

"You could." It wasn't like she could stop him saying things.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] somethingwithturquoise 2017-07-05 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, I'm Summer, but you knew that." Familiar faces in this class. Maybe it wasn't just the poor TA stuck in a unfortunate limbo of weird class hell after all; they were all in this together. "I don't really know a lot about crystals, I never really expected to know much about crystals, but I mean, one time, I had a party and my Grampa Rick invited a bunch of his weird space friends, and sent my brother and one of my friends and some guy who was the genetic fusion of Abraham Lincoln and Adolf Hitler out to get these things called Collaxian Crystals, which he then snorted like cocaine, and then did a weird stupid dance."

She figured maybe Mr. Deadpool would appreciate that story if anyone would.
somethingwithturquoise: (what. the. hell.)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] somethingwithturquoise 2017-07-05 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll have to forgive Summer if she didn't look terribly convinced.

"If I ever manage to break Grampa Rick out of space prison, then, sure, I'll ask him."

Although, no, she probably wouldn't really.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] somethingwithturquoise 2017-07-05 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Um, yay?"

Honestly, she didn't even think it was possible to fail at these classes, but it was nice to know that half-hearted promises of drugs she had no intention of actually procuring would mean something.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] spell_chucker 2017-07-05 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Khadgar, and I didn't really sign up for this, but the office put me here anyway." At least it wouldn't be too difficult, right? "We have mana crystals where I'm from. A mage can channel energy into the crystal and store it there, and then break the crystal later to release the mana when they need it."
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] greenexorcist 2017-07-06 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Shiemi Moriyama. And uhm. I don't know about any real magic crystals, that's why I'm here..."

She fretted a moment, then remembered something: "Ah! Wait! Once last semester I woke up and thought I was someone else. I was an exorcist who hunted demons in this place that was like the internet? and that me used a crystal on a wire to keep her version of Nii-chan in. Except her Nii-chan was a girl, so I guess that made her Nee-chan? And she was a computer virus demon, so it probably doesn't count as magic. Even if I did have to use a summon spell."